Saturday, 13 September 2008

Chicago:If you love (not leave) me now?

If you love someone,
Set her free...

she comes back, she's yours,
if she doesn't, she never was....


THE NEW VERSIONS.....


Pessimist :

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


Optimist :

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back,

ask her why.


Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time,

forget her


Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back ...


Playful:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat


C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of girlfriend */

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new C_she; :: dont get it!! ::


Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Bill Gates:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees; but tell her

that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.


Statisticians:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you,

the probability of her coming back is high

If she doesn't,

your relation was improbable anyway


Schwarzenegger's fans :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!


Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free


HR specialist:

If you love someone

set her free

by Offering her VSS and other benefits

Then outsource her.


MBA:

If you love someone

set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously


Psychologist

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


Somnabulist:

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.


ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back,

map her into your system

If she doesn't,

carry out a gap-fit analysis


Finance expert:

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back,

it's time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't,

write her off as an asset gone bad.


Marketing Specialist:

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back

she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't,

reposition the brand in new market


Development side:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back,

then you can go to the next stage.

If she doesn't, the pattern is reject.


Happy Valentine Everyone.

cheers,

elizabeth

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