Kind hearts are the Gardens
Kind thoughts are the roots
Kind words are the blossoms
Kind deeds are the fruits
Sancta Anna
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist :
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist :
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back,
ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time,
forget her
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of girlfriend */
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new C_she; :: dont get it!! ::
Animal-Rights Activist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees; but tell her
that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't,
your relation was improbable anyway
Schwarzenegger's fans :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free
by Offering her VSS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back,
map her into your system
If she doesn't,
carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back,
it's time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't,
write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back
she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't,
reposition the brand in new market
Development side:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
then you can go to the next stage.
If she doesn't, the pattern is reject.
Happy Valentine Everyone.
cheers,
Tertawa memberi andil pada pengurangan berat badan, lho. Ini dibuktikan para peneliti bionutrisi dari Vanderbilt University Nashville,
Penelitian dilakukan pada 45 responden dengan menonton sebuah film komedi. Hasilnya, tertawa lepas tanpa beban selama 10-15 menit dapat membakar hingga 50 kalori, sehingga membuat berat badan turun secara bertahap.
Jika dilakukan setiap hari, maka dalam satu tahun Anda bisa menurunkan berat badan hingga 2 kg. Lumayan,
Ministro degli Aiuti pubblici: “impossibile fermare il mare di fango a Porong”
di Mathias Hariyadi
C’è pericolo che si abbandoni il tentativo di fermare il mare di fango che copre villaggi, strade e ferrovie. La ditta “responsabile” lamenta che ha speso un miliardo di dollari, senza esito. Ma i locali chiedono di non perdere la fiducia, mentre nuovi villaggi sono in pericolo.
L’osservazione è significativa anche perché segue l’incontro con rappresentanti
Molti ritengono la ditta responsabile per il disastro, per avere scavato il profondo pozzo senza le prescritte cautele, mentre l’impresa, che vanta alti appoggi politici, ha sempre risposto che è un fenomeno naturale, senza responsabilità di alcuno.
Kirmanto ha sottolineato i grandi costi economici. Il mare di fango ha coperto l'autostrada Surabaya-Malang e il governo ancora non ha individuato dove costruire una nuova strada. Peraltro “non ci sono adeguati fondi per fare la nuova strada, né per indennizzare i residenti che hanno dovuto lasciare casa, proprietà, lavoro”. E’ stata inondata anche la principale ferrovia che unisce la capitale provinciale di Surabaya a
Win Hendrarso, capo
Abdullah Azwar Anas
La scorsa settimana esperti locali hanno ammonito che l’avanzata
Amal Guruh Soekarnoputra
KOREOGRAFER dan pengarang lagu. Begitulah Guruh Soekarnoputra selama ini dikenal khalayak ramai. Namun diam-diam bujangan tampan, yang akan genap berumur 46 tahun pada 13 Januari 1999 nanti, kini mulai menyandang predikat baru: menjadi seniman penderma.
Beramal untuk orang lain, khususnya anak-anak putus sekolah dan para seniman yang "terlupakan", dengan cara "menjual" pagelaran seni. Itulah yang dilakukan Guruh bersama puluhan muda-mudi anak buahnya di GSP Productions ketika menggelar pagelaran tari bertajuk The Spirit of Indonesia di Balairung Sapta Pesona, Departemen Pariwisata, Seni, dan Budaya, Jakarta, Jumat-Sabtu (16/17) malam.
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Penampilan Mak Sawitri (74), empu tari sekaligus pimpinan Sanggar Tari Topeng Purwakencana asal Losari (Cirebon), serasa memberi atmosfer baru di panggung yang semula kelihatan kurang ada greget. Nuansa pertunjukan seni yang mulai terbangun lewat Mak Sawitri berlanjut dengan tari Legong Jobog tentang drama perebutan barang wasiat Cupu Manik Astagina antara dua kera bersaudara, Sugriwa dan Subali.
Itu semua memang masih menyisakan kesan kental sebagai tari-tarian klasik-tradisional. Barulah pada Puspa Ragam Melayu, ciri-ciri khusus yang begitu khas pada semua koreografi Guruh lalu begitu jelas. Yakni lenggak-lenggoknya para penari perempuan yang rata-rata berwajah seger dengan roman muka sumringah dan -seakan tak mau kalah penampilan- para penari pria pun ikut bergoyang genit sembari kadang-kadang melakukan gerakan-gerakan dinamis dan macho.
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Credit photo: Kompas/Edy Hasbi
PESONA PAYUNG -- Guruh Soekarnoputra memanfaatkan efek gerakan danwarna payung di tangan penari perempuan hingga menimbulkan dayatarik tersendiri, dalam pertunjukan Spirit of Indonesia Jumat-Sabtu (16-17/10) di Gedung Balairung Sapta Pesona, Jakarta.